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| Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" | | |
| jiNNuu: EY
jiNNuu: ROFL
jiNNuu: MSG JJ
jiNNuu: and just say
jiNNuu: SUP BITCH.
jiNNuu: his reaction is so funny
jiNNuu: he said
jiNNuu: "im gonna kill you motherfucker"
jiNNuu: to me
jiNNuu: hahhahah
ineffable ardor: ROFL
jiNNuu: just im him
jiNNuu: saying
jiNNuu: SUP BITCH
ineffable ardor: i said "happy birthday fag" one day
ineffable ardor: he was like
ineffable ardor: FUCK YOU
ineffable ardor: WHY I GOTTA BE A FAG
jiNNuu: ahahah
ineffable ardor: rofl good shit
ineffable ardor: we should
ineffable ardor: make random ass screen names
ineffable ardor: n just start talking shit
jiNNuu: LOLOL
jiNNuu: does he know this sn?
jiNNuu: just change oyur font
jiNNuu: and FUCK WITH HIM
ineffable ardor: rofl
ineffable ardor: wait
ineffable ardor: ill use an old one
ineffable ardor: haha
jiNNuu: HAHAHAH
jiNNuu: just be liek
jiNNuu: yo, this hyun lee?
ineffable ardor: sumarudikku: why you gotta be gay
korehyun: who the fuck ?
korehyun: who this?
sumarudikku: dont fuck me
sumarudikku: yo
sumarudikku: this hyun lee?
jiNNuu: ey fool, i heard you were gay
ineffable ardor: ROFl
jiNNuu: JUST DO IT
jiNNuu: HAHHAAH
ineffable ardor: ROFL
ineffable ardor: korehyun: fuck you bitch who is this?
sumarudikku: ey fool, i heard you were gay
jiNNuu: LMFAO
jiNNuu: AHAHHAHHA
jiNNuu: say this
jiNNuu: i be seeing you up at them gay clubs
jiNNuu: and say
jiNNuu: ey man, its alright to be gay you know.
ineffable ardor: sumarudikku: ey fool, i heard you were gay
korehyun: yeah
ineffable ardor: gay he said yeah
ineffable ardor: thats boring
jiNNuu: rofl
ineffable ardor: korehyun: yeah
korehyun: that's cool
sumarudikku: youre cool
jiNNuu: okay
jiNNuu: be like
ineffable ardor: korehyun: who is this?>
jiNNuu: dont be funny with me bitch
jiNNuu: i know you work at state farm
ineffable ardor: he works at state farm?
jiNNuu: yeah
jiNNuu: korehyun (11:19:57 PM): sumarudikku
jiNNuu (11:20:09 PM): the fuck does that mean
jiNNuu: ROFL
ineffable ardor: ROFL
jiNNuu: korehyun (11:20:20 PM): fuck you who is that/
korehyun (11:20:28 PM): is that you bitch
jiNNuu (11:20:30 PM): ...
jiNNuu (11:20:39 PM): are you kidding me
jiNNuu (11:20:50 PM): no
ineffable ardor: ROFL
ineffable ardor: sumarudikku: i know you work at state farm
korehyun: oh yeah
korehyun: cool
jiNNuu: just fuck with him
ineffable ardor: what i say now haha
jiNNuu: be hella annoying
ineffable ardor: korehyun: oh yeah
korehyun: cool
korehyun: why don't you come down so I can knock your bitch ass out
ineffable ardor: ROFL
ineffable ardor: ROFL
jiNNuu: AHHAAHHA
jiNNuu: H
jiNNuu: AH
jiNNuu: AH
jiNNuu: AHAHAHAHAHA
jiNNuu: ROFL
ineffable ardor: korehyun: oh yeah
korehyun: cool
korehyun: why don't you come down so I can knock your bitch ass out
sumarudikku: i have blue balls
jiNNuu: say this
jiNNuu: "nigga dont act like you're hard or some shit, you ASIAN!"
jiNNuu: that'll set him off
jiNNuu: ahaha
ineffable ardor: sumarudikku: i have blue balls
korehyun: that's cool
sumarudikku: QUIT ACTING HARD. ASIAN.
ineffable ardor: the fuck
jiNNuu: ?
ineffable ardor: korehyun: fuck you jason
ineffable ardor: fuck you faggot
jiNNuu: ROFL
jiNNuu: AHHH
jiNNuu: HHHAHAH
jiNNuu: AH
jiNNuu: HAHAHHHAHH
jiNNuu: AHHAHHHAHHAH
jiNNuu: THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
jiNNuu: AHAHHA]
jiNNuu: i pissed off jj
jiNNuu: and then got you in trouble
jiNNuu: HAHAHH
jiNNuu: THIS IS GREAT.
jiNNuu is away at 11:23:51 PM.
jiNNuu returned at 11:24:34 PM.
ineffable ardor: faggot
jiNNuu: you motherfucking asshole
ineffable ardor: ROFL
jiNNuu: korehyun (11:25:03 PM): I'm gonna fuck you up too bitch
ineffable ardor: thats what you get korean
ineffable ardor: LOL
jiNNuu: fuck.
jiNNuu: rofl.
jiNNuu: this is hilarious
ineffable ardor: AHHAHAHA
jiNNuu: still
jiNNuu: ahahhaahah
ineffable ardor: omfg
ineffable ardor: im laughing so fucking much
ineffable ardor: my dad had to cell me
jiNNuu: ahaahRIOFL
jiNNuu: RFORLF
ineffable ardor: n ask wtf i was doing
jiNNuu: korehyun (11:25:03 PM): I'm gonna fuck you up too bitch
korehyun (11:25:42 PM): you dead
korehyun (11:25:45 PM): just wait
korehyun (11:25:47 PM): hahahhaaa
ineffable ardor: rofl
jiNNuu: korehyun (11:25:47 PM): hahahhaaa
korehyun (11:25:55 PM): he ratted your ass out, sucks for you
ineffable ardor: ROFL
jiNNuu: dude
jiNNuu: my stomach hurts
jiNNuu: rofl
ineffable ardor: fuck that
ineffable ardor: my whoel upper body hurts
ineffable ardor: rofl
ineffable ardor: i wish i could fucking make a movie out of this shit
ineffable ardor: rofl
jiNNuu: ahhahhha
jiNNuu: this is some xanga shit.
ineffable ardor: for serious
ineffable ardor: LOL
ineffable ardor: korehyun: I'm gonna remember this
sumarudikku: peer pressure
sumarudikku: i just did what jinu told me ot
sumarudikku: =(
korehyun: gonna kick both of your asses
ineffable ardor: ROFL
ineffable ardor: korehyun signed off at 11:27:18 PM.
ineffable ardor: HAHAHas
Fghisfb
jiNNuu: korehyun (11:26:42 PM): I'm gonna remember this
korehyun (11:26:46 PM): I'm out
jiNNuu (11:26:46 PM): i love you
jiNNuu (11:26:49 PM): baby.
jiNNuu: hahhahahaha
ineffable ardor: :LOL
ineffable ardor: HAAHHA
jiNNuu: fuck
jiNNuu: hahaha
ineffable ardor: ROFL
ineffable ardor: hes coming soon too i heard
ineffable ardor: LOL
jiNNuu: FUCK
jiNNuu: im gonna get paintballs
jiNNuu: and shoot him
ineffable ardor: fuck that. me n you are gonna go get a hotel room
jiNNuu: if he tries to attack me
ineffable ardor: n just party all week
ineffable ardor: rofl
jiNNuu: damn
ineffable ardor: lets build a fort
ineffable ardor: LOL
jiNNuu: of pillows.
ineffable ardor: and then we can make fences with forks
jiNNuu: you screwed us jason
jiNNuu: bastard.
jiNNuu is away at 11:29:48 PM.
ROFL. THATS CALLED FAMILY LOVE HAHA
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| well.. since everyone else is doing it..
http://www03.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=051210013343-611625&email=
haha dont worry about it being hella hard. i took beckys quiz and got a 50 n got mad so i made this one really hard.
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| erdghearboherob long time no blog eh? i have nothing to say lol.
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| hell yeah. straight as for the first time homie! :D
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